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Les Miserables

Posted January 7, 2013 @ 8:35 am CST by Matt Zupka

To the Summary! In 1800s France a man given leave from prison, only to be hunted across the years by a cop who is convinced that the man will continue to be a criminal. To the Cast! Hugh Jackman – Jean Valjean Russell Crowe – Javert Anne Hathaway – Fantine Amanda Seyfried – Cosette Sacha […]

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We'll just chalk this up to a time delay.
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Behind the curtain: It’s the end of the world… Edition

Posted December 22, 2012 @ 1:17 am CST by Alberto Lima

Yesterday was supposed to be the end of the world by Mayan prophecy, tectonic plate shift, pole shift, or (my personal favorite) Planet X/Nibiru smashing into the Earth! Well it’s pretty safe here in the future – December 22nd; but don’t think we didn’t about bringing you live updates of this cataclysmic event! This concludes […]

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Skyfall

Posted November 19, 2012 @ 8:00 am CST by Matt Zupka

This review is For Your Eyes Only, as it contains massive state secrets, also known as spoilers. To the Summary! James Bond faces his most personal attacks yet, as the one family he knows comes under attack. To the Cast! Daniel Craig – James Bond Judi Dench – M Javier Bardem – Silva Ralph Finnes […]

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You can add Dextrin to the list of unnatural flavors in this Pepsi
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Oh Japan: Fat-blocking Pepsi headed to Japan

Posted November 13, 2012 @ 11:51 am CST by Alberto Lima

Like Pepsi? Hate fat? Well for 150Yen (and a trip to Japan) you can pick up Pepsi that promises to block fat AND ”lower bad cholesterol.” Yeah, we can’t make that stuff up. The Daily Mail reports that tomorrow Pepsi will launch it’s newest Pepsi product, Pepsi Special. Pepsi Special does it’s voodoo by including the […]

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The new Fiat 500 Turbo adds more zip to the subcompact market
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Fiat powers up, announces 2013 Fiat 500 Turbo

Posted August 28, 2012 @ 4:55 pm CST by Alberto Lima

Let’s be honest, the US auto market is typically the bigger the better but every now and again there comes a compact car that at least makes us consider what it would be like trading a V6 to something a bit smaller. The recently announced Fiat 500 Turbo may very well be one of those […]

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Fall TV 2012 Preview

Posted August 17, 2012 @ 10:32 am CST by Matt Zupka

So the time of year approaches where us TV geeks anticipate the return and premier of shows for the fall season.  I can’t take credit for the following list, but it can be found on i09′s site here.  For simplicity’s sake, I’m going to follow the format that they have laid out.  Oh, and I’m only […]

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Twitter is the new Gallup Poll
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Twitter is our new opinion poll

Posted August 13, 2012 @ 3:30 am CST by Alberto Lima

Suffice to say that the world at large is paying a lot more attention to Twitter these days. From keeping up with famous people to breaking news, Twitter has become the defacto source for quick news-ish updates. This being an election year in the US means that we must find a way to turn our […]

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TWIFY: Rockstar Games – “Social Club”

Posted July 15, 2012 @ 10:06 am CST by Michael Pitts

After a very long hiatus (did you miss me?) This Week In ‘Fuck You’ has returned.

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Basic CMYK
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Lego offers job to terminated lifeguard

Posted July 11, 2012 @ 9:15 pm CST by Ben Avecilla

If you listened to last week’s episode of the podcast (and if you haven’t shame on you), you’ll recall our WTF story about the lifeguard that was fired for saving someone from drowning. Thomas Lopez was a lifeguard in Hallandale Beach, Florida that was terminated after he rescued a beachgoer outside of his designated zone. […]

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Sweet Victory for The Oatmeal

Posted July 9, 2012 @ 11:15 pm CST by Alberto Lima

After a very public and embarrassing – for FunnyJunk and their lawyer Charles Carreon at least – legal dispute, The Oatmeal (nee Matthew Inman) not only made good on his promise to raise $20K for a cancer charity and a wildlife charity, and send a photo of it; he exceeded his original goal ten-fold! Even […]

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